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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back
How do football players stay cool?
By standing close to the fans
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
New Jersey
Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
Arrrrrrrrkansas
What did the receiver say to the football?
Catch you later
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A dino-score
Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
What runs around a football field but never moves?
A fence
Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
Guess this football team based on the clue: "Red Birds"
Cardinals
Guess the football team based on the clue: "7 Squared"
49ers
Guess the football team based on the clue: "What you pay"
Bills
Guess the football team based on the clue: "747, B1B, Concorde, F15"
Jets
Guess the football team based on the clues: "Kodiak, black, polar, koala"
Bears
