Not until I checked my ancestry results
I called my parents
did I discover I’m related to Beyoncé
I met my cousin
Little did my dog know
I commented on TikTok
he was adopted by a cat person
he’d be famous was
Only when the lights went out
did we realize the raccoon was inside
the movie ended
it was bedtime did
Only when we got home
did I realize I had lost my wallet
the movie had started
had I already eaten we
Never had I imagined
they left so early did
I forgot her birthday
that he would become a zookeeper
Not until the rain stopped
could we see the view
did I go outside it
it was sunny did
Little did she know
we missed her did
she’d be late she
he was recording everything
Only after the interview
we had coffee
I called my mom did
did I realize my fly was open
No way would I
eat pineapple on pizza
I swim in the ocean
would I go skydiving again
Not only did he lie
we forgave him not
but he also stole the cookies
he ran home did
Never again will I
skip breakfast did
trust a cat with a secret
watch that horror movie I
Hardly had I finished the cake
before she asked more
when the cat stole my seat
until I wanted more had
Only when I saw the photos
it was raining
I remembered the party did
did I realize I had glitter on my face
Little did they know
I had their homework did
the teacher was listening the whole time
the bell rang
Never before have I
eaten that much have
danced that badly did
seen such chaos at a family dinner
