What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
Mary's father has five daughters - Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name?
Mary
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke. It is an electric train.
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What goes up and down but never moves?
The temperature
Which is heavier , a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
They are both a ton.
You’re in a race and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
Second place.Only when you pass the person in first place are you actually in first place.
