Over a lifetime, the average person spends how long sitting on the toilet?
2 years
18 months
6 months
3 years
15
Roughly what proportion of your poo, by weight, is made up of water?
3/4
1/4
1/2
10
While most of the world used a clever assortment of items to wipe with, one culture was using paper as early as 589 AD. What culture was the first to use paper in regards to their personal hygiene?
The Chinese
The Eastern Roman Empire
The Japanese
The Franks
15
For the musicians in the room: "On what key do most American toilets flush?"
E Flat (mi bémol)
C Sharp (do sostenido)
10
Where was this delightful toilet photographed?
On a Japanese train
On an Italian train
On an American train
On an Egyptian Train
20
Who commonly used a sponge on a stick to wipe? (this led to the saying "getting the wrong end of the stick")
The Romans
The North American Indians
The Vikings
15
What’s the average number of times per day that people pass wind?
10
5
15
15
What is NOT another word for "fart" (noun or verb...)?
air biscuit
shoot the fairy
bottom fart
cut the cheese
20
The term WC, used as an alternative name for a toilet, stands for:
water chamber
wee cupboard
water closet
15
Which British Monarch died falling off the toilet?
King George II
King Richard III
King Cnut
King Alfred
20
Approximately what proportion of the world's population doesn't have access to adequate sanitation?
1 in 3
1 in 300
1 in 30
15
What percentage of the world uses toilet paper? What do the rest use?
70%
50%
30%
15
Which of these does NOT mean take a pee?
Leak
See a man about a horse
Tinkle
Spend a penny
20
Where do you think this public loo was photographed?