What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A Carrot
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
I am made to absorb, and I can hold liquid even though I’m full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
