What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.What is it?
A button
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature
