What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!!
There's a one-storey house that has yellow everything- yellow walls, yellow furniture, yellow doors. What colour is the stairs?
There aren't any!!
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald!!
What gets wet while drying?
A towel!!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!!
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window!!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase!!
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place!!
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name!!
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
10!!
What has hands and a face, but can't see?
A clock!!
What's orange, with green and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!!
Light as a feather, there's nothing in it, but the strongest man can't hold it much more than a minute.
Your breath!!
