The best way to meet a new neighbor is........
to play loud music at 2 o'clock in the morning.
The best way to cut your food bill in half is........ .
to use a pair of scissors
The best way to get a seat on crowded buses is........ .
to become a driver.
The best way to turn people's heads is.........
to enter the theatre after the show has begun.
The best way to catch a mouse is........ .
to get somebody to throw you one
The best way to light a fire with two sticks is........
to make sure one of them is a match.
The best way to make a cigarette lighter is........
to take the tobacco out
The best way to stop a cockerel crowing on a Sunday is........
to cook it on Saturday
The best way to cover an old cushion is.....
to sit on it
The best way to communicate with a fish is........ .
to drop it a line
