What does the chess piece say before bed?
Knight, Knight!
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it was chili!
Why did the window glass cry?
Because it was in pane!
What is the cat's favorite button on the DVD player?
Paws!
What is the librarian's favorite color?
Read
What is the ice cream's favorite day of the week?
Sundae!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
