I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 of them do
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano
The more you take the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Who can shave 25 times a day but can still have a beard?
A barber
What goes up but never goes back down?
Your age
A plane crashed in the middle of the desert. Where were the survivors burried?
Survivors are not buried
