What is a snake’s favorite subject at school?
Hiss-tory
What room at school has the most stories?
The library
What is white when dirty and black when clean?
A blackboard
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz
Why did the student eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
What animal cheats on its tests?
A cheetah
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
