How many months have 28 days?
All of them!
What has hands and a face, but can't hold anything or smile?
A clock.
It belongs to you, but everyone else uses it more. What is it?
Your name.
If you don't keep me, I will break. What am I?
A promise.
I have a tail and and head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
Two people are playing chess. They play 5 games. Each person won three games. How?
Because they didn't play each other!
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything! Because buildings don't jump!
An elephant in Africa is named Lala. An elephant in Asia is names Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost. There are no elephants in Antarctica.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
I'm orange. I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot.
I'm a bird, a fruit, and a person. What am I?
A kiwi
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
