Why does MiniMan struggle on stairs?
Because it short and fat.
Where is MiniMan official village?
We don't have one you stalker!
What MiniMan Champion H and Champion D's parents names?
We adopted.
What MiniMan favorite clothing item?
Pants with secret pouch for knives.
Why MiniMan so awesome?
'Cause we are, end of discussion.
Why MiniMan make baamboozle?
Because we on every social media app.
Why does MiniMan like knives?
We will not dignify this with an answer.
What MiniMan favorite plant?
Venus fly trap.
