What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short (short+er)
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river
What has so many keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano / A keyboard.
Who can shave many times a day but still have a beard?
A barber.
If a plane crashes on the border of Germany and Poland where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury surviviors.
How many birth days does the average man have?
ONE. You're only born once.
Answer the question
87
What is wrong?
The word "mistake".
There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any. It is a one-story house.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give one girl an apple in the basket.
Answer the question.
The letter E.
Find the word.
It is the word "dog" after "find the word".
Solve the riddle.
The Car Door.
There are tree mistake in this sentence. What are they?
‘Tree’ should be ‘three’; ‘mistake’ should be ‘mistakes’; there are only two mistakes, not three.
Make two words from all these jumbled letters: s o r w t o d w
two words
Why is it against the law for a man living in Japan to be buried in Taiwan?
Because he's living.
