What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
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Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
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I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
