Tell a joke: What's a snake's favourite subject at school?
Hissssstory!
Tell a joke: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Tell a joke: What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
Can you read this?
'The blue bluebird blinks.'
Can you read this?
'She sells seashells by the seashore.'
Can you read this?
'The big bug bit the little beetle, but the little beetle bit the big bug back.'
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish!
Can you read this?
'Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.'
tell a joke: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Anything you like ... he can't hear you!
Tell a joke: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!
Can you read this?
'Toy phone, toy phone, toy phone.'
Can you read this?
'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'
