What did the dog say on New Year's?
Woof.
Why do birds fly south for New Year's Eve?
It's too far to walk.
What do you say to your friends on New Year's Eve?
"I haven't seen you since last year."
Name the most recent year in which New Year’s came before Christmas
This year. New Year’s always comes before Christmas of the same year.
What does a monster say on New Years?
Happy New Fear!
Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown?
Calendar companies.
