How do kids always know when Santa Claus is around?
They sense his presents!
It has a body with brown arms, white eyes, and funny feet. You might love to eat this too. What is it?
A gingerbread man.
You can hold me and shake me, but I'm easy to break. I have lots of snow, even though it's all fake! What am I?
A snowglobe.
If December 31st is the end of the year, then what is the end of Christmas?
The letter "S."
Why is Santa really good at karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What do you have after all the Christmas gifts have been opened?
A Christ-mess!
If Santa's five elves can take five minutes to make five dolls, then how long will 100 elves need to make 100 dolls?
Only 5 minutes.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on top of his bed?
A cookie sheet.
