What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway - the other half you walk out
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter.
The letter "R"
You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match
The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.
A calender
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
Time
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
