What question can you never answer "yes"?
"Are you asleep?"
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog!
If it's black it's clean, if it's white it's dirty. What is it?
a blackboard!
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A pencil!
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table
I make two people from one. What am I?
A mirror
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What gets wet when it dries?
A towel!
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary!
