What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Her A-B-Seas
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were bright!
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window, and a book. What did she forget to close?
Her mouth
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
Why did the vampire take art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
School subject: You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
History
When is homework not homework?
When it's done at school
Honey Don't Be Late: How do bees get to school in the morning?
On the school buzz
I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
Pupil
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
He was always monkeying around in class.
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What is a vampires favorite test?
A blood test
Whats made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
An eraser.
What's the king of the classroom?
The ruler!
