a waiter is rude to you
If a waiter is... I will...
an alien spaceship lands in your garden
If an alien spaceship landed... I would...
you start to watch a new TV series
If I start... I will...
you want to make someone laugh
If I want ... I will...
have to sing a song in public
If I had to... I would...
be forced to eat only one ingredient for a month
If I WERE forced to... I would...
have to enter a reality show
If I had to enter... I would...
lie to my parents
If I lie... I will...
have to change my name...
If I had to change... I would...
cook tonight
If I cook... I will...
buy a new phone
If I buy... I will...
have a superpower
If I had... I would
Spill my food over myself
If I spill, I will
Cannot take a shower for a month
If I couldn't take a shower, I would...
Be a dolphin
If I were, I would
