I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
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What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
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A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
15
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
15
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
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If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
15
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
15
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
15
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
bookkeeper
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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture of him and developed it in her dark room.
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I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
15
What are the next three letters in this combination? OTTFFSS
E N T (Each letter represents the first letter in the written numbers: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, etc.).
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First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
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How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables and the other numbers only have one syllable.
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How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
You are standing back to back with your father.
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I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?