What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
What 8 letter-word can have a letter taken away and still make a word? Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting: starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.
Is this fun?
YES!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
