What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second Place
