If some random man/boy was minding his own business about 1 mile a way, but she, caught his eye
He wants my body!!!!!
if she hadn't heard from you in, say, a day
I could be dead and buried
if you were consuming a lot of her food or drinking a lot of her waters, or using a lot of her products
"oh sure, bleed me dry"
if her husband told her she needed to attend a positive thinking class?
"Well, I'll go, but it won't work"!!!!!
if some random visitor in her house was touching something that was off limits maybe?
"You touch that again and I'll break your arm"
if her husband asked for her help doing something?
"That's not in my contract"
if one of her grandchildren asked her to do something for them?
"You wanna little egg in your beer?"
if she heard "heard it through the grapevine" playing on the radio?
"that's what I want played at my funeral"
if someone asked her where to find something?
"Bend over and look up"
if her family just walked in for a visit?
"It's been fun, when are you leaving?"
if someone asked her to do something she didn't want to do?
"ESAD"
if just stepped foot into one of her children's home for a visit?
"Ok, I'm outta here"
if someone accidentally glanced down towards her stomach?
"I knew it, you think I'm fat, I am, I have gained a lot of weight haven't I?"
If one of her grandchildren wanted to cuddle with her?
"Don't touch me"
