What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?
Bagels
Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
It didn’t want to be a hot dog
What happens when you go to the beach and throw your hat in the water?
It gets wet.
What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A sandwitch.
What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?
Long time, no sea.
How do you pay the fee to get on a beach?
Sand Dollars
What card game do anglers play at the beach?
Go Fish
What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
SUNday
What do you call a snowman at the beach?
A puddle.
Which fish is the most famous at the beach?
Star Fish
Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
SUMmer
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because the students were so bright.
What treat do dads like on hot summer days?
POPsicles
Why couldn’t kids go to the new summer pirate movie?
It was rated ARRR.
What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
