How can 1+ 1 = 6?
Draw a line on the + to make it a 4
I can be cracked. I can be played. I can be told. I can be made. What am I?
A joke! ... "I cracked a joke! I played a joke on him. I told him a joke. I made a joke!"
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain. (mountain!)
I have seven children. Half of them are boys. How can that be?
They are all boys!
It lives half its life. It dies half its life. It dances to no music. It drinks with no mouth. What is it?
A tree
If the answer I give is "yes," but I really mean no, then what is the question?
Do you mind?
What belongs to you, but it mostly used by everyone else?
Your name
What is he on?
He is on a raft!
What is in his eye?
A glint of light!
Why do some people scratch their heads?
Some people do this when they are thinking hard or confused.
