Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days
What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store.
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An "Egg-stra terrestial".
Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up"
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball
