Elephant Jokes (credit: stuporglue.org) | Baamboozle - Baamboozle

English 19 Public

Intermediate - Advanced

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What was the elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 mph

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What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: “Look, ....................''

a herd of elephants in the distance'

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What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant that was stung by a lot of ...........!

bees

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Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? Because they only had one pair of ..............!

trunks

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How do you know an elephant is under your blanket? A. Because when you get in your bed your ..........................

nose touches the ceiling

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What do you get when an elephant sky dives? A big ....................

hole

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Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?

Because it is afraid of the mouse!

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An elephant was standing under a small umbrella. Why didn’t it get wet?

It wasn’t raining.

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What do you call elephants who ride on trains?

Passengers.

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Where do baby elephants come from? ____ storks.

BIG

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Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because it doesn’t have ..............

thumbs to ring the bell.

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What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant’s shadow.

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How do you prevent an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk? An .............. elephant.

unripe

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?

Swimming Trunks!

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What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers? C....................

Cinderelephant

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