Where does the Easter Bunny get a hair cut?
At the hare salon
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music?
Hip hop
Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener?
He's all ears!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He eggs-ercises!
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane!
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?
Fry-day!
Christmas comes before Easter only in one place—where ?
The dictionary!
What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.
How does Easter end?
With an "R"!
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that, it’s not empty anymore!
What Easter item has to be broken in order to eat it?
An Easter egg!
If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which direction would it roll down?
It wouldn't-roosters don't lay eggs!
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Tired!
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny!
I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. What am I?
A candle
