Why don’t blizzards ever get invited to parties?
Because they always freeze the atmosphere.
Why did the snowstorm get promoted?
It always delivered under pressure.
Why did the blizzard go to therapy?
It had too many emotional flurries.
Why did the blizzard win the debate?
It completely shut everyone down.
Why was the snowstorm so dramatic?
It always made a big scene.
Why did the blizzard fail school?
It kept drifting off.
Why did everyone invite the blizzard to the party?
It really knew how to break the ice.
Why did the blizzard bring a suitcase?
It planned to stay a while.
What did the snowstorm say to the traffic jam?
Relax. I’ll make this even slower.
Why don't blizzards have social media?
Because they already have enough followers.
