There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
All the couples.
You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob.
Feed me and I will live, but give me a drink and I will die. What am I?
A fire.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What can you hold in your right hand, but not your left?
Your left hand.
When you need me, you throw me away. But when you're done with me, you bring me back. What am I?
An anchor.
I have an eye, but I am blind, a sea but no water, a bee but no honey, tea but no coffee and a why but no answer. What am I?
The alphabet.
When you get me, I am broken apart. You put me together then take me apart again. I can come in different shapes and sizes. What am I?
A puzzle.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living.
A glove.
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
A shadow.
What gets wet when drying?
A towel.
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
