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Maths jokes

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    Match the joke and the pun.
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  • Why was the equal sign so humble?
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    Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone.
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  • Why do plants hate maths?
    Because it gives them square roots.
    10
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  • Why was the maths book sad?
    10
    Because it had too many problems.
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  • Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
    10
    Because it’s always right.
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  • Why did the student wear glasses during maths class?
    10
    To improve di-vision.
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  • Why was six afraid of seven?
    10
    Because seven eight nine.
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  • Why did the two fours skip lunch?
    10
    Because they already eight.
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  • Why don’t mathematicians argue about circles?
    10
    Because there’s no point.
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