⁉️Problem: My parents won’t let me get a pet snake, but I really want one. Any ideas? 🖊️Agony Aunt’s Advice: Hide a snake in your room and pretend it’s a very long, wiggly belt. Problem solved.
⁉️Problem: My colleague keeps stealing my lunch from the office fridge. What should I do? 🖊️Agony Aunt’s Advice: Make an extremely spicy sandwich and don’t warn them. That’ll teach them.
⁉️Problem: I spend too much money on online shopping. Any tips? 🖊️Agony Aunt’s Advice: Cut up all your credit cards, throw your phone into a lake, and live like it’s 1983.
⁉️Problem: My friend borrowed my favorite sweater and won’t give it back. What should I do? 🖊️Agony Aunt’s Advice: Break into their house at midnight and rescue your sweater like a secret agent.
⁉️Problem: My boss keeps giving me extra work. How can I say no? 🖊️Agony Aunt’s Advice: Pretend you don’t speak their language when they ask. Nod politely and walk away.
⁉️Problem: I’m afraid of flying but I need to travel for work. Any advice? Agony Aunt’s Advice: Bring a parachute. It won’t help, but you’ll feel prepared.
