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I just won the lottery!
No way! That’s incredible!" "Are you serious? Congrats!" "I don’t believe you—show me the ticket!"
I’ve never eaten pizza before.
What?! How is that possible?" "You’re missing out, my friend." "That’s actually kind of impressive."
I can speak 10 languages fluently.
Seriously? That’s amazing!" "Yeah, right. Prove it!" "I barely speak one, so color me impressed."
’m moving to Antarctica next week
"Wait, for real? Why?" "That’s insane—good luck!" "You’re joking, right?"
I once met the President in a grocery store.
"No way! What did you say?" "That’s so random!" "I need details—which President?"
This is the best day of my life!
"Aww, I’m so happy for you!" "Tell me everything!" "It’s about time something good happened!"
I think we should all get raises.
"Absolutely! We deserve it." "Preach!" "If only the boss agreed…"
Coffee is the greatest invention ever.
Truer words have never been spoken." "I can’t function without it." "Tea drinkers would disagree."
Monday mornings are the worst.
"Ugh, don’t remind me." "I live for the weekend." "Coffee is the only solution."
Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza.
"Finally, someone said it!" "Hard disagree—it’s delicious." "This debate will never end."
I think winter is better than summer.
No way! Summer forever." "I respect your wrong opinion." "Only if you love shoveling snow."
Cats are way smarter than dogs.
"Dogs are loyal, though!" "Cats just act like they own us." "Let’s not start this debate again."
Money doesn’t buy happiness.
"It sure helps, though." "Spoken like someone with money." "True, but it buys comfort."
I could easily run a marathon tomorrow.
"Sure, and I’m an Olympic gymnast." "I’d pay to see that." "Good luck with that."
"I just lost my job.
Oh no, I’m so sorry." "That’s awful—what happened?" "Let me know if you need anything."
My dog passed away last night.
"I’m so sorry for your loss." "That’s heartbreaking." "They were such a good pup."
