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Ma. Abigail Aguilar wants to train while eating tacos, or they ________.
they had to sing the anthem with a chicken mask or lick the flagpole (don't actually!)
dijo 'ya me voy'
se cayó del banquito
got a standing ovation
Joel Esteban Capetillo wants to nap in the barracks toilet, or they ________.
le cantó al sargento
they had to carry 10 water bottles and no hands or speak only in acronyms for 10 mins
received hugs from everyone
gritó como cabra
Ivette Anahí Flores wants to dance banda in parade formation, or they ________.
was appointed team motivator
le apestaba el miedo
mojó su libreta
they had to write 30 verses about discipline or translate the anthem into emojis
Rodrigo Flores wants to salute using jazz hands, or they ________.
got to leave formation early
se enredó en la cobija
they had to mop the patio in reverse or balance a broom on their nose
gritó 'tengo calor'
Isela Marisol Haas wants to bring a mariachi band to inspection, or they ________.
they had to polish helmets while blindfolded or perform orders in interpretive dance
olió patas ajenas
le escribió a su ex
was handed a cupcake
Andrés Ushiro Hernández wants to deliver orders using puppets, or they ________.
le rugió la tripa
they had to recite military history on a pogo stick or clap after every step for 2 hours
was escorted by the band
preguntó si ya acabó
Griselda Lizeth Huerta wants to polish boots with ketchup, or they ________.
se rió de los castigos
se lo tragó la tierra
got to nap in the commander’s chair
they had to sweep the barracks humming lullabies or give a motivational speech to the wall
Asher Shamayim Ibarra wants to whistle the anthem, or they ________.
quiso comer durante el himno
besó el piso
was featured on the HCM Instagram
they had to hold a squat position and spell 'reglamento' or play dead whenever their name is called
Aldair Jiménez wants to march while moonwalking, or they ________.
confundió el silbato con flauta
le lloró el ojo
received compliments from Teniente Irala
they had to name all officers while jumping rope or hold a salute until someone blinks
Lesly Ahom Medina wants to wear flip-flops with their uniform, or they ________.
perdió el zapato
was declared most disciplined
se sentó en un chile
they had to polish the shower floor with a sock or sort badges by shininess
Francisco Morales wants to be addressed as 'mi rey', or they ________.
le apestó la conciencia
they had to draw everyone's boots from memory or create a squad chant using vegetables
led the gym playlist
marchó al revés
Tanizaki Chávez wants to paint their rifle pink, or they ________.
se quitó los calcetines
got candy from Mayor Lovito
they had to write a romantic letter to their rifle or march wearing oven mitts
habló con el escusado
Paola Obsidiana Olmos wants to train while live-streaming, or they ________.
se rió solo
got a morale patch
they had to recreate tactical formation with candy or report using medieval language
trajo suéter de piolín
José Daniel Ramírez wants to write poetry instead of reports, or they ________.
le pegó el aire
gritó 'hoy no joven'
won best boots award
they had to organize the snack bar by smell or wear a sign that says 'recluta sensible'
José Giovanni Varela wants to command while eating chips, or they ________.
they had to explain discipline to a cactus or act out the flag protocol with marionettes
soñó con tamales
was given a fancy water bottle
mojó la libreta con sudor
Ma. Abigail Aguilar forgot her badge during formation, so she ________.
se comió un taco gigante
was given a day off
la regó durísimo
had to do 50 push-ups
