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Ma. Abigail Aguilar wants to train while eating tacos, or they ________.
got a standing ovation
dijo 'ya me voy'
se cayó del banquito
they had to sing the anthem with a chicken mask or lick the flagpole (don't actually!)
Joel Esteban Capetillo wants to nap in the barracks toilet, or they ________.
gritó como cabra
le cantó al sargento
they had to carry 10 water bottles and no hands or speak only in acronyms for 10 mins
received hugs from everyone
Ivette Anahí Flores wants to dance banda in parade formation, or they ________.
they had to write 30 verses about discipline or translate the anthem into emojis
mojó su libreta
was appointed team motivator
le apestaba el miedo
Rodrigo Flores wants to salute using jazz hands, or they ________.
they had to mop the patio in reverse or balance a broom on their nose
got to leave formation early
se enredó en la cobija
gritó 'tengo calor'
Isela Marisol Haas wants to bring a mariachi band to inspection, or they ________.
le escribió a su ex
olió patas ajenas
was handed a cupcake
they had to polish helmets while blindfolded or perform orders in interpretive dance
Andrés Ushiro Hernández wants to deliver orders using puppets, or they ________.
le rugió la tripa
was escorted by the band
preguntó si ya acabó
they had to recite military history on a pogo stick or clap after every step for 2 hours
Griselda Lizeth Huerta wants to polish boots with ketchup, or they ________.
se rió de los castigos
they had to sweep the barracks humming lullabies or give a motivational speech to the wall
got to nap in the commander’s chair
se lo tragó la tierra
Asher Shamayim Ibarra wants to whistle the anthem, or they ________.
they had to hold a squat position and spell 'reglamento' or play dead whenever their name is called
was featured on the HCM Instagram
quiso comer durante el himno
besó el piso
Aldair Jiménez wants to march while moonwalking, or they ________.
they had to name all officers while jumping rope or hold a salute until someone blinks
received compliments from Teniente Irala
le lloró el ojo
confundió el silbato con flauta
Lesly Ahom Medina wants to wear flip-flops with their uniform, or they ________.
se sentó en un chile
perdió el zapato
they had to polish the shower floor with a sock or sort badges by shininess
was declared most disciplined
Francisco Morales wants to be addressed as 'mi rey', or they ________.
they had to draw everyone's boots from memory or create a squad chant using vegetables
le apestó la conciencia
marchó al revés
led the gym playlist
Tanizaki Chávez wants to paint their rifle pink, or they ________.
se quitó los calcetines
they had to write a romantic letter to their rifle or march wearing oven mitts
habló con el escusado
got candy from Mayor Lovito
Paola Obsidiana Olmos wants to train while live-streaming, or they ________.
trajo suéter de piolín
got a morale patch
they had to recreate tactical formation with candy or report using medieval language
se rió solo
José Daniel Ramírez wants to write poetry instead of reports, or they ________.
won best boots award
le pegó el aire
they had to organize the snack bar by smell or wear a sign that says 'recluta sensible'
gritó 'hoy no joven'
José Giovanni Varela wants to command while eating chips, or they ________.
they had to explain discipline to a cactus or act out the flag protocol with marionettes
soñó con tamales
mojó la libreta con sudor
was given a fancy water bottle
Ma. Abigail Aguilar forgot her badge during formation, so she ________.
had to do 50 push-ups
was given a day off
se comió un taco gigante
la regó durísimo
