What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or any other covering didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in an hour?
The letter "M"
What has teeth but doesn't bite
A comb
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
People buy me to eat, but they never actually eat me. What am I?
A plate
Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?
Still Mt. Everest
What question can you never answer 'yes' to?
Are you asleep?
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
