When you go out wearing your worst clothes
you will always meet someone you know or like
When you want to show something doesn't work
it will always work
If you wear something new or borrowed
you will spill something on it
If you fall in public
there will be someone to see you
When you are alone in your home and having a shower
the phone will constantly ring
If you drop your toast
it will land on the side that has butter or jam
If you wash your car
it will rain the next day
If you don't study a topic for the test
it will be the first question
