Why do mummies love Christmas?
Because of all the wrapping.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs every year?
Santa Paws
Who says, "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa walking backwards.
What do you call it after all the Christmas gifts have been opened?
Christmess
If a lion wrote a Christmas album, what would it be called?
Jungle Bells.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
I come with many colors, very big and bright, I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I?
Christmas lights.
You can catch me easily, especially during the holidays, but you can never throw me. What am I?
A cold.
What do you call someone's fear of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic.
What always has needles but can never sew?
A Christmas tree.
Why do Santa's reindeer always fly over the mountain?
They can't fly under it.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
This ring is made of leaves, flowers, fruits, twigs and more. At wintertime, it hangs on your front door. What could it be?
A Christmas wreath.
What would be the perfect name for a musical woman?
Carol
I'm not the most accessible entrance to a house, but I get used on Christmas Eve. What am I?
A chimney.
