What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
a clock.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What word begins and ends with an 'e' but only has one letter?
envelope
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What has to be broken, before you can use it?
an egg.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
a teapot.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
What's the saddest piece of clothing?
blue jeans
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What do you get if you cross lots of automobiles with lots of strawberries?
traffic jam
