If someone is a wazzock they are: mean/stupid
stupid
If someone is my mate, they are my: friend/enemy
friend
A bloke is a: man/woman
man
If you are chuffed, you are: tired/pleased
pleased
If you are knackered, you are: tired/annoyed
tired
If something is dodgy it is: weird/cool
weird
If you have bants with your friend, you are: joking with them/arguing with them
joking with them
If you are skint, you have: no money/ a lot of money
no money
If you are gutted, you are: sad/surprised
sad
If something is posh, it is: boring/fancy
fancy
If something is naff, it is: nice/uncool
uncool
A quid is: a cup of tea/ a pound coin
a pound coin
If I go for a kip, I'm going for a: walk/nap
nap
If something is minging it is: delicious/disgusting
disgusting
Ta means: Take away/ Thank you
Thank you
Loo means: love/toilet
toilet
