What's a snake's favorite class at school?
Hissss-tory
What subject is the easiest for witches?
Spell-ing
How to bees go to school?
By a school buzz
Why was the math book sad on the first day of school?
Because it had so many problems.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Because her students were so bright!
Why didn’t the bear go to university?
It only learned the bear necessities.
What school does ice cream go to?
Sundae school
Why was the teacher angry at the student for something he didn’t do?
Because he didn’t do his homework
What is a cow’s favorite day at school?
When it goes on a field trip
You will always find me in the past, I can be created in the present but the future will never change me. What am I?
History
Sometimes you use me at school I am not a clock I am something that beats paper But I am beaten by rock. What am I?
Scissors
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
Where do students in New York City learn multiplication?
In Times Square
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because it hung around too long.
