Why is the letter ‘T’ like an island?
He / She asked me why the letter 'T' was like an island. / BECAUSE it is in the middle of waTer!
Have you spoken to the man who was hit by a can of cola? Lucky it was a ...
SOFT DRINK! / He / She asked me if I had spoken to the man who had been hit by a can of cola.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
It had no body to go with! / He / She asked me why the skeleton had gone to the party alone.
What do you call an intelligent monster?
FRANK EINSTEIN of course. / He / She asked me what I called an intelligent monster.
What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
He / She asked me what I called the security guards outside the Samsung factory. // THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A STICK! / He / She asked me what I called a boomerang that doesn't come back.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The SPACE BAR / She / He asked me what an astronaut's favorite part of a computer was.
