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April Fools

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

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What did the zero say to the eight?

That belt looks good on you.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then...

... it's a soap opera.

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Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom?

Because he was a fun-ghi.

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What do you call a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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How do moths swim?

Using the butterfly stroke

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I don’t know much about the best things in Switzerland, but...

their flag is a big plus

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What is a funny mountain called?

Hill-arious.

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I put your grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it...

insta-gram

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What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?

Sofishticated

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Why didn’t the skeleton go on the rollercoaster?

It didn’t have the guts.

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Why did the birds attack the dog?

He was pure bread.

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What is it called when someone steals your coffee?

a mugging

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What do you call a fake noodle?

an im-pasta

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