What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down?
The number nine
There is a man with his horse going to town. The man went to the town on Monday. He stayed there for 3 days and then he came back on Friday. How? His horse was not tired, the man wasn’t sleepy.
The horse’s name was Friday.
What do the numbers 11 and 88 have in common?
They both look the same upside-down and backward.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three eggs break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
Eggs are $0.12 a dozen. How many eggs can you get for a dollar?
100 eggs, at one penny each
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them, because every month has at least 28 days.
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two because sheep have hooves, dogs have paws, only people have feet.
A boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7,
And then he pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?
1
Name the favorite dessert of a math teacher.
Pi 3.14
Jeśli dodasz liczbę do samej liczby, pomnóż ją przez 4 i podziel iloczyn przez 8, otrzymasz ponownie tę samą liczbę. Co to za numer?
Jakikolwiek numer / Any number
