What is in the middle of the sky?
'The letter K'
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today & tomorrow
What room do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
A boy is walking down the road with his 3-member family. One of them is a doctor. While the boy is the doctor’s son, the doctor is not the boy’s father. Then who is the doctor?
His mom!
Forwards I am heavy. Backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
Which table doesn't have legs?
vegetable
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, next time you'd be subtracting 10 from 90
I'm as big as an elephant but lighter than a feather. What am I?
The elephant's shadow
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
Imagine you are in a room with no doors, windows. How would you get out?
Stop imagining!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them, all the months have at least 28 days!
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters ?
The post office.
