Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch
Why did the zombie skip school?
She felt rotten
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
Why was the broom late?
It over swept
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs
