What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella
What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?
Your left hand
Many teeth, no bite
A comb
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What kind of band does not play music?
A rubber band
Sara has four daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
5, four daughters and one son
Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.
Live / Evil
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?
Your mother
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
