What does a white hat become if you drop it into the Red Sea?
Get wet
Why do birds have to fly to the south in the winter?
Because they can't walk.
What two things that you can't have for breakfast?
Have lunch and have dinner.
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
Where does "success" come before "work" ?
In a dictionary.
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build this wall?
No time because it was already built.
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
No, because he is dead.
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby because he is called a little Bigger.
